Heavyweight (8.5 oz/yd² | 288.2 g/m²) hoodie with direct-to-garment print. Made in WRAP-certified facilities.
It's not exactly news. The CIA has been shifting drugs around the world to fund their war machine for decades. In the 80's the CIA used the COBRA program to flood the streets of some of the most deprived areas of the USA with crack cocaine. This was all uncovered and reported on by Gary Webb as part of his…
It's not exactly news. The CIA has been shifting drugs around the world to fund their war machine for decades. In the 80's the CIA used the COBRA program to flood the streets of some of the most deprived areas of the USA with crack cocaine.
This was all uncovered and reported on by Gary Webb as part of his Dark Alliance reporting series. Gary Webb would very shortly go on to kill himself via two gunshots to the back of his head. This was long before you could watch Halo 2 trickshots on youtube. More Info on Gary Webb can be found here - Gary Webb
And Now? Opium crops in Afghanistan are at all time low. The Pentagon is suddenly short billion of dollars and you're still not connecting the dots?
The UK made most of its wealth selling opium to China through Hong Kong and the East India trading company. A company that is still around today. China fought a war and lost trying to stop the UK pushing drugs on its people. More info on the first Opium war can be found - First Opium War
You think all this just suddenly stopped? Haha you fucking idiot.
Now take this information and ruin thanksgiving again, just like every year.
Size
Length
Width
S
27” / 68.6cm
20” / 50.8cm
M
28” / 71cm
21” / 53.3cm
L
29” / 73.7cm
23” / 58.4cm
XL
30” / 76.2cm
25” / 63.5cm
2XL
31” / 78.7cm
26 1/2” / 67.3cm
3XL
32” / 81.3cm
28” / 71cm
Product measurements may vary by up to 2"(5 cm).
If you want to measure one of your products at home and compare:
Length
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Width
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Turn your garment inside out to avoid scratches and friction, keeping the printed area safe. Wash them with cold water—opt for temperatures at or below 30°C (86°F) to be gentle on the print, preventing fading or shrinkage. Use a delicate cycle—set your machine to around 600 rpm to minimize friction. Choose a soft detergent, as harsher ones can cause the ink to fade or discolor. Avoid fabric softener and dry cleaning, as they can be too harsh for the ink, degrading print quality. Additionally, avoid bleach; although it’s best not to use bleach, you can opt for a non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
SHIPPING
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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).
Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.
Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.
You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.
If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.
RETURNS
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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.
Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.
Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.
Manufacturer contact information: - Name: Printful - Email address: support@printful.com - Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050 - Age restrictions: For adults - EU Warranty: 2 years
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