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  • forced to wipe

    forced to wipe

    Regular price £24.00
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    Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions. 
    Monkey see monkey do. Monkey doo doo? At what point did we decide we all had to wipe our own asses because I don't see any other animal doing the same and they got along just fine. Hell dogs don't wipe AND they greet one another with a big old butt huff. So why was I politely asked to leave…
    Monkey see monkey do. Monkey doo doo? At what point did we decide we all had to wipe our own asses because I don't see any other animal doing the same and they got along just fine. Hell dogs don't wipe AND they greet one another with a big old butt huff. So why was I politely asked to leave the dentist earlier because of my 'odour'. Well jokes on you pal, I've min maxed my day by not wiping, I now have an extra 2 minutes every day to watch cool monki videos on my phone whilst you're out there, a slave to society. Break free of your chains brother. I'm only doing this until I can afford a bidet so I can keep my ass so clean you could eat off of it and that's kinda in the ballpark of what i'm looking for in life.

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    Jared D Kramarsky

    Fits a little big in a good way, I would absolutely order a size up. I usually wear 3xl and the 4xl fits well with a relaxed fit. 3xl would have been tight on me. Order a size up, is my recommendation. The feel of the short is so nice and top notch! The feeling of the print too is really nice. All around it's absolutely worth the money. Easily

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    Tino Abdagic

    3xl fits like a 2xl. Thank god I purchased a size up. Material is great, and the design is printed wonderfully

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    Daniel Lamons

    not my first shirt i got from dogecore
    shirt is good quality, personally i wash this inside out to prevent the graphic from getting damaged, it seems to work pretty well.

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    Grace Clifton

    Cool t shirts.

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    Rian Taylor

    such a funny design plus the quality is great! got it as a gift and they love it! (did have a weird smell but it was expected, goes away after washing :3 )

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