• gnomes ate my son
  • gnomes ate my son
  • gnomes ate my son

    gnomes ate my son

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    They took him and I was powerless to stop them. The gnomes emerged from the long grass in the back garden with their red hats and ill intentions as he was playing on the swing I built for him on his 4th birthday and I was smoking a newport on the porch smiling. I knew that tiny door in the old tree stump out back was trouble the moment we bought the house. All I have left of my son now are the fingernails that fell off when he clawed at my perfectly trimmed lawn as they dragged him into their lair.


    • 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
    • Breathable cotton blend
    • Form-fitting shape
    • One size fits most

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    Kaylerae Riley

    very funny hat, got a lot of laughs at work.

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    Finally a hat that describes the grief I live with every day