• gnomes ate my son
  • gnomes ate my son
  • gnomes ate my son
  • gnomes ate my son
  • gnomes ate my son

    gnomes ate my son

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    They took him and I was powerless to stop them. The gnomes emerged from the long grass in the back garden with their red hats and ill intentions as he was playing on the swing I built for him on his 4th birthday and I was smoking a newport on the porch smiling. I knew that tiny door in the old tree stump out back was trouble the moment we bought the house. All I have left of my son now are the fingernails that fell off when he clawed at my perfectly trimmed lawn as they dragged him into their lair.

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    Rupert Woolgar

    Got this as a gift for a friend so I can’t be sure how it lasts, but it seems to be of a high quality with a good embroidery on it. (:

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    Amari Dunn

    I love the hat but it’s a tad on the small side. A snug fit to say the least and i feel it would both feel and look better if the hat were bigger