im no longer baby

Name: im no longer baby
Brand: dogecore
SKU: 7557600_15156
Price: 24.0 GBP
Availability: InStock

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Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.

Is this you? Are you this little dog? Is this your vibe? Same. For most of my entire life I feel like I have been infantilized by people who believe that just because they've smoked cigarettes longer than I have that they have some kind of aged wisdom over my own experiences and there for know better. But they're…

But they're ignorant. Ignorant of their own passage through time and their actions, unable to see the stones that have fallen to get to this point. Unable to even recognize how their own actions and voting habits could have led up to whatever bullshit conversation ruined the family dinner. Our governments are controlled by a whole generation of people who have been huffing leaded gasoline most of their lives and rotting their brains trying to work out why people aren't buying Yachts and houses anymore. Why are young people not buying diamonds? At the same time they're yelling that if you spread avocado on your toast you have forfeit the right to have a house. Mark Zuckerberg got all his aluminium joints oiled up and went in front of congress and had to explain the internet to the people in charge by saying shit like "The internet is a series of pipes".

You'd think that with a this fountain of information we have available to us now we would be in a golden age. But instead these 'pipes' Mark refers to have been chocked full of so much bullshit that instead of everyone being enlightened with facts, reflecting on our shared history as a species you've got your mother on her phone thinking there's mole children being sexually abused beneath the Getty museum.

I truly believe, as I write this, we are living in a time of revolution where the democratic world as we see it is being dismantled. Not in a good or constructive way but in a shit and miserable way like when you cant make it to the toilet to be sick so you throw up all over the floor and pass out. That's basically life right now and the toilet might as well be down the road behind a paywall.

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve Length
S	26⅝” / 67.6cm	18¼” / 46.4cm	16¼” / 41.3cm
M	28” / 71cm	20¼” / 51.4cm	17¾” / 45 cm
L	29⅜” / 74.6cm	22” / 56cm	19” / 48.3cm
XL	30¾” / 78cm	24” / 61cm	20½” / 52cm
2XL	31⅝” / 80.3cm	26” / 66cm	21¾” / 55.2cm
3XL	32½” / 82.6cm	27¾” / 70.5cm	23¼” / 59cm
4XL	33½” / 85cm	29¾”/ 75.6cm	24⅝” / 62.6cm

Product measurements may vary by up to 2"(5 cm).

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Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve Length
S	26⅝” / 67.6cm	18¼” / 46.4cm	16¼” / 41.3cm
M	28” / 71cm	20¼” / 51.4cm	17¾” / 45 cm
L	29⅜” / 74.6cm	22” / 56cm	19” / 48.3cm
XL	30¾” / 78cm	24” / 61cm	20½” / 52cm
2XL	31⅝” / 80.3cm	26” / 66cm	21¾” / 55.2cm
3XL	32½” / 82.6cm	27¾” / 70.5cm	23¼” / 59cm
4XL	33½” / 85cm	29¾”/ 75.6cm	24⅝” / 62.6cm

Product measurements may vary by up to 2"(5 cm).

If you want to measure one of your products at home and compare:

Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Turn the garment inside out to protect the print. Wash in cold water (30°C/86°F) on a delicate cycle (around 600 rpm) using a soft detergent. Avoid fabric softener, bleach (even non-chlorine if possible), dry cleaning, and using a dryer to prevent fading, shrinkage, or damage to the print.

SHIPPING

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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).

Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.

Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.

RETURNS

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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.

SHIPPING

(„• ᴗ •„)

Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.

RETURNS

(⌒_⌒;)

You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.

Manufacturer contact information:
- Name: Printful
- Email address: support@printful.com
- Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years

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