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buy my snake oil, it's better than the other snake oils out there. My snake oil will lubricate your hands so that you can post better on the internet. Remember steam trains? Well this oil is imbibed with big train energy that will improve your K/D ratio on most videogames like simcity, farming simulator, Balatro - I could keep naming games but we both know you could master them all, especially if your gaming hands were slick with my oil. Hey how about this, you buy 200 bottles from me and sell them yourself for a lil extra? Maybe you could message every friend you have on steam and tell them about OUR oil that makes your RGB keyboard light up like a christmas arson attack? We're in this together now, all the way to top, I will hold you hand and drag you up there, like Sisyphus pushing the boulder but you’re pushing me I guess I don't know where I was really going with this analogy but OIL yes we have lots of it and your friends could also be in the oil business, ha ha ha yes.
Size
Length
Width
S
27” / 68.6cm
20” / 50.8cm
M
28” / 71cm
21” / 53.3cm
L
29” / 73.7cm
23” / 58.4cm
XL
30” / 76.2cm
25” / 63.5cm
2XL
31” / 78.7cm
26 1/2” / 67.3cm
3XL
32” / 81.3cm
28” / 71cm
Product measurements may vary by up to 2"(5 cm).
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Length
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Width
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Sleeve length
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Turn your garment inside out to avoid scratches and friction, keeping the printed area safe. Wash them with cold water—opt for temperatures at or below 30°C (86°F) to be gentle on the print, preventing fading or shrinkage. Use a delicate cycle—set your machine to around 600 rpm to minimize friction. Choose a soft detergent, as harsher ones can cause the ink to fade or discolor. Avoid fabric softener and dry cleaning, as they can be too harsh for the ink, degrading print quality. Additionally, avoid bleach; although it’s best not to use bleach, you can opt for a non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
SHIPPING
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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).
Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.
Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.
You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.
If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.
RETURNS
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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.
Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.
Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.
Manufacturer contact information: - Name: Printful - Email address: support@printful.com - Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050 - Age restrictions: For adults - EU Warranty: 2 years
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