sleepyhead

Name: sleepyhead
Brand: dogecore
SKU: 9234469_15124
Price: 24.0 GBP
Availability: InStock

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Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.

Having trouble getting out of bed today? Do you often think to yourself 'I'd sell my soul to my landlord if he would remove my bladder so I could stay in bed longer'? I do. Sometimes when I'm laying in bed at 3pm having just woken up, I think about how good it would be to not have to leave the comfort of the blankets. On average a cat sleeps 12 - 18 hours a day, why can't I?

I called my boss and told him that I'm not coming in tomorrow. Either he lets me work from my bed or he can get to fuck. He told me that I can't make subway sandwiches from my bed as it goes against hygiene standards so I told him to go fuck himself and hung up. That evening I prepared for the rest of the weekend by moving a minifridge next to my bed and filling it with burger patties. On top of the fridge I placed a George Foreman grill, some ketchup, buns and 4 boxes of red wine. Alongside the fridge were 3 empty piss bottles and a bedpan I fashioned out of an old cowboy hat lined with clingfilm. A 56inch television loomed over the end of my bed with a 45+ hour long playlist on youtube entirely about the lore of Warhammer 40K ready to go.

I was going to do it. I knew the spirits of all the sleepyboys that came before were looking down on me that night as I drifted off to sleep to the hum of the little fridge next to me. The scent of wet wipes ready to go hung heavy in the air reassuringly . I was to be one man against nature. One man against god. Fuck getting out of bed, you can peel me from this mattress when I'm fused to it.

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve Length
S	26⅝” / 67.6cm	18¼” / 46.4cm	16¼” / 41.3cm
M	28” / 71cm	20¼” / 51.4cm	17¾” / 45 cm
L	29⅜” / 74.6cm	22” / 56cm	19” / 48.3cm
XL	30¾” / 78cm	24” / 61cm	20½” / 52cm
2XL	31⅝” / 80.3cm	26” / 66cm	21¾” / 55.2cm
3XL	32½” / 82.6cm	27¾” / 70.5cm	23¼” / 59cm
4XL	33½” / 85cm	29¾”/ 75.6cm	24⅝” / 62.6cm

Product measurements may vary by up to 2"(5 cm).

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Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Size	Length	Width	Sleeve Length
S	26⅝” / 67.6cm	18¼” / 46.4cm	16¼” / 41.3cm
M	28” / 71cm	20¼” / 51.4cm	17¾” / 45 cm
L	29⅜” / 74.6cm	22” / 56cm	19” / 48.3cm
XL	30¾” / 78cm	24” / 61cm	20½” / 52cm
2XL	31⅝” / 80.3cm	26” / 66cm	21¾” / 55.2cm
3XL	32½” / 82.6cm	27¾” / 70.5cm	23¼” / 59cm
4XL	33½” / 85cm	29¾”/ 75.6cm	24⅝” / 62.6cm

Product measurements may vary by up to 2"(5 cm).

If you want to measure one of your products at home and compare:

Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Turn the garment inside out to protect the print. Wash in cold water (30°C/86°F) on a delicate cycle (around 600 rpm) using a soft detergent. Avoid fabric softener, bleach (even non-chlorine if possible), dry cleaning, and using a dryer to prevent fading, shrinkage, or damage to the print.

SHIPPING

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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).

Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.

Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.

RETURNS

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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.

SHIPPING

(„• ᴗ •„)

Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.

RETURNS

(⌒_⌒;)

You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.

Manufacturer contact information:
- Name: Printful
- Email address: support@printful.com
- Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years

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Charlie Millar

I genuinely love the vibes of this company, the shirt is an amazing quality and very comfortable, and the little message in the receipt is very cute

Sarah Sharpe

10/10 quality. Came in relatively quick. Very impressed with the quality of the shirt itself and the design as well. Will definitely be recommending and purchasing from again.

Emma Gilbert

This is my second shirt from this company and i will keep coming back for more, they’re all so cute and goofy i love them.

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